The TV icon dished on other former flames in his book as well, divulging that he once made out with Valerie Bertinelli, 62, while her husband at the time, Eddie Van Halen, was passed out next to them.
Perry insisted he had “real feelings” for the Food Network star, though after their hookup, she played it off as if nothing happened. “I quickly got the hint,” he recalled, admitting he had “many a tearful night” over the ordeal. “But inside I was devastated.”